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Video:  ”I Want To Be An English Professor.”

Student: I am going to grad school in English.

Professor: No. I don’t think that is a good idea,

Student: Yes, I am going to be a college professor.

Professor: Do you see where I am teaching? We are in the middle of nowhere Nebraska. Do you want to move to the middle of nowhere to teach?

Student: I got an A on my Hamlet paper. I have brilliant thoughts about the theme of death in literature…. I got an A on my Emerson paper. I will write about him in my dissertation, and death.

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